Monday, February 28

Anwar Gigi Rabbit


TENGOK VIDEO INI :) i mean iniew!

relax relax. aku tak kata mamat ni yang gigit rabbit. relax relax p simpan periuk tu. puiehh

kitew dulew adew budakx namew anwar( should i write in bhasa eww??) diew gilew annoying and i really really hatez him. sebb baben dia annoying. tapi pandai. erghhh

video ni patut pasang kat tv. geli bulu ketiak aku dok tulis bahasa ewwW nih. geli tau tak.?!!


minggu depan aku periksa so, tak boleh update dan online facebook. <3
GOOD LUCK,TASNEEM :)


p/s-sorry Anwar Hadi. i tak reti tulis bahasa ewwW. GOSH I'M AWESOME <3




Monday, February 21

four is better than two


dari dua minggu lepas umi kata. esok tak payah pegi skola because because because because
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I dekat KUALA LUMPUQ!!

sebab. nak cari mamat hot. duhh. takkan budak empat be
las tahun cam aku nak tinggal dekat rumah and mommy and daddy dia amek kakak kat universiti dia. yup. kakak dia dah habis apa-dia-ntah. and hari isnin last exam dia. and aku nak beribu kali cium dahi,tangan,kepala and dahi pensyarah dia sebab exam habis esok. arigato *kata dengan begitu semangat*

bagi you guys, tak pergi sekolah sehari. pfhh! but for me. for a fourteen years old girl.for Tasneem Sofri. tak pergi sekolah is likes your mom gives you thousand ringgit and spends the rest of the day at queensbay. like that. PARADISE ;)

aku dah sms ngan nabila

tasneem: weh esok aku tak p skola. nak cari bini untuk abang aku.
nabila: yaka? kang pakcik bas rindu kat hang
tasneem: ala skali skala ringan bas tu sket
nabila: alaaa.boring hang takdak. *everybody will always says that*
tasneem: relax ah. esok science tiga masa. taknak kacau hg. hehe
nabila: *geram* weh. awt hg tak mai? lupa nak tanya?
tasneem: aku kat kl.
nabila: oh.weh2 aku nak p tandas sat
tasneem: gi gi
tasneem: esok kalau ada homework jangan bagitau tau. love yah xD


tadi kakak bagi nutella. dari aku umoq tiga belas tahun aku teringin binatang ni. dia beli kat cold storage *wink wink*

esok i tak p skola. nak buat apa?
lagi tiga minggu exam i. Exam Mac!! BRING IT ON!!

Friday, February 18

pergi mengemas skarang.



awat post video nih? firstly,lagu ni best tapi tak popular so, aku tak jadi minat.lol.
and you tengok laki dalam video tu. dia ada laki and pompuan ja. dia suka sepah kan rumah pompuan. aku tau la,hg saket hati baca girlfren hg punya diary sampai p koyak-koyak kan. hg ingat senang ka nak tulis kat diary. aku tara dok buat homework pon dah penat. ni satu buku dia tulis tau. ingat senang??! you should pay for her dakwat pen. for her diary.

pahtu hg baca diary girlfriend hg. kalau aku girlfriend hg aku tak marah hg baca sebb you're my one in a million tapi hg p koyak and bagi sepah rumah i yang mahal gila nih. i swear to God i'm gonna chop up your head!

and and and, aku suruh hg mai balek rumah aku and kutip balek kertas-kertas yang you koyak. atau malas sangat bagi bibik hg kat aku. ni p blah cam tu ja. tak gentleman langsung.

p/s: umi kata cari laki yang suka mengemas ;)



i want atleast one panda in my house. one :)

Tuesday, February 15

sorry,i'm single.




semalam valentine day. hg tau aku buat apa? aku tidoq. makan and the best part is aku puasa (ganti) and yeah! i wore my *******. xD



aku tak suka rose. cam orang tua.



this flower. sunflower.i want. *baru tgk buzzer beat*


kat facebook ada sorang minah ni. kat gambar tok sah dok kata la penoh gambar dia ngn boypren dia. dok pegang tangan. dukung-dukung. pahtu baru-baru ni kat status kata jgn sambut V.day and kata kita boleh bagi hadiah and stuffs kat boypren kita tapi tak sambut V.day.
-dear bitch. kalau aku lelaki aku takkan sesekali buat hg jadi bini. eff.

V.day bukan dapat cuti pon. erghh! gatai p sambut. hg kena gak p skola. mana ada calendar kata bleh cuti V.day. isnin plak tu! siyeeee
tapi aku suka tgk valentine day movie. it's so sweeeeet. x)

aku tak dak boypren sbb haram. tapi aku rasa crush oklah xD. aku tak teringin nak sambut V.day sbb baik aku tgk drama kat rumah. duhh!!


O.M.G :O


Saturday, February 12

now i'm starting to hate facebook


kalau you bukak facebook. ramai remaja-remaja akhir zaman ni buat lawak yang bodoh.
like seriously, ingat lawak sangat. cam bodo, hg memperbodohkan diri hang. kalau aku bukak komputer aku bukak facebook last skali itupon ada dua tiga minit.
lepas tu aku p makan and enjoy the food. lepas tu, ramai nak tayang diri. and dok amek gambar ngan boypren.

bayangkanlah. i ada boypren. i buat realionship status marr
ied ngan dia. tak main la 'in realationship' weh!!. and kita p la mana2 amek gambar. and uploud kat fesbuk and tulis 'ana sayang anta!' *aku tabek pompuan nih!!* lepas tu. bila aku kawen ngan bukak boy pren aku and ada anak sepuluh xD
anak aku tgk la fesbuk mama dia. and tgk gambar mama dia waktu muda-muda. sambil tu puji-puji. and nmpak satu gmbar mama dia ngan bukan papa dia. tak malu ke weh! laki hg pon mesti malu. sebab kat kawan-kawan dia pon mesti la tgk kawan bini dia nih. erghh!! tolong lah!!

lepasw tuw tulisw camw nih. kawan aku tulis cam nih. aku tak layang terus. sorry la weh!

aku bukak pon. sebab husna, and kawan- kawan aku. kawan kat sekolah tak sembang sangat
sebab kat sekolah dah bnyak gosip. xD


umi, i want this on the meja like right now.

Wednesday, February 2

tegoshi lagi comey dari mak unxxx!


woi massu, tukaq tempat ngan aku!


'Tasneem, give me reasons. why why?'
'my mom is pretty angry right now!!'

okey2, woww! relax relax. by the way, kenapa bagi mak you baca blog i. lagi femes i. hmphh.
i'm not gonna give you reasons i think sbb terlalu banyak xD.

i wanna say a REALLY BIG thank you to Deka Wanko's producer sebab p tukaq rambut dia. seriously, waktu rambut dia cam sarang. aku brapa kali dok komplain p tukaq rambut!!
THANK YOU :) *bagi i blakon skali ngan diaaaaaaaa, jadi pompuan yg bagi donut kat actor pon dah ok.*

kena crita ke cam ne i jumpa dia? it's supposes to be our little secret. tak pa crita gak.

Expectation: i kat library baca buku rujukan SUCCESS xD. he smiled and sat next to me. and we started to talk.

Reality: i tgk drama dia D:


ingat tak waktu kita baru jumpa and i thought you were a pretty plus cute girl. remember? then you got mad and and making this really cute face. GOSHHHH!!


waktu rambut dia cam sarang, i tak minat sepasepa dah. itupon gedik ngan korea tapi bukan tautau sangat pon pasai depa. lepas tu, you buat pv baru. Aoi Bench. i jerit jerit jerit. because i really really really like you, pfhhh DUHH! and a guy that holding a camera, what can be worst than that.


his new hair, his new hair, his new hair!!!! <3

dulu i penah minat KimBum tapi you memang irreplaceable! sangat sangat. KimBum i minat sbb muka dia, bukan sebb sikap dia. you gelak mulut ternganga and you're HOT and you're HOT. *can i say that again xD*

waktu rambut dia cam sarang.. plus blonde. iewww



skull (his dog) i wish i was you. but i'm cuter than you, nevermind :)


his 24 this year. bila nak kawinnnnnn??!!!
p/s: dengan I lah >,<

Tuesday, February 1

kalau you.



i want my former class back. bayangkan, every free time, EVERY. waktu rehat, waktu cikgu p tandas, waktu cikgu tak mai, waktu cikgu tiduq xD, waktu balik. setiap hari i wajib, mesti akan p kelas sebelah and kuat gelak-gelak ngan depa and their classmates will make angry a.k.a unhappy faces looking at me. weh, bitch! p kelas aku la weh. tukaq tempat! GOSHH! kelas aku hanya ada nabila. well, she is my best friend but i nak kawan i yang lain-lain tu. Fatin Izyan, Syafiqah,Farzana,Sakinah and others. ATIEN <3

bila waktu rehat, kami akan duduk bawah pokok yg ada meja untuk makan, and semuanya my ex-classmates dulu. we have only 20 minutes to laugh, talk and gosip. only 20 minutes. can you guys imagine? erghh!

waktu math best la masuk kelas sebelah bcoz my last grade was *. and waktu math pindah sat. itupun grade kami lainlain. so yang lain kena p kelas lain, kelas i, kelas lain. then, i am the only girl that is really bored. guess what? i always bored masa math!!

kelas i yang baru semua ada. habaq ja weh. a bitch, a person-that-is-really-good-in-buat-bagus, a girl-that-always-talk-about-her-hideous-boyfriend, a girl-that-thought-that-only-she-is-the-one-that-fucking-genius-in-her-class, a girl-that-REALLY REALLY PERASAN.
nasib baik ada sekoq joker in our class. with that girl in my class, i think i can still survive in that that class.

mimie, i really miss you.