Tuesday, February 15

sorry,i'm single.




semalam valentine day. hg tau aku buat apa? aku tidoq. makan and the best part is aku puasa (ganti) and yeah! i wore my *******. xD



aku tak suka rose. cam orang tua.



this flower. sunflower.i want. *baru tgk buzzer beat*


kat facebook ada sorang minah ni. kat gambar tok sah dok kata la penoh gambar dia ngn boypren dia. dok pegang tangan. dukung-dukung. pahtu baru-baru ni kat status kata jgn sambut V.day and kata kita boleh bagi hadiah and stuffs kat boypren kita tapi tak sambut V.day.
-dear bitch. kalau aku lelaki aku takkan sesekali buat hg jadi bini. eff.

V.day bukan dapat cuti pon. erghh! gatai p sambut. hg kena gak p skola. mana ada calendar kata bleh cuti V.day. isnin plak tu! siyeeee
tapi aku suka tgk valentine day movie. it's so sweeeeet. x)

aku tak dak boypren sbb haram. tapi aku rasa crush oklah xD. aku tak teringin nak sambut V.day sbb baik aku tgk drama kat rumah. duhh!!


O.M.G :O


Saturday, February 12

now i'm starting to hate facebook


kalau you bukak facebook. ramai remaja-remaja akhir zaman ni buat lawak yang bodoh.
like seriously, ingat lawak sangat. cam bodo, hg memperbodohkan diri hang. kalau aku bukak komputer aku bukak facebook last skali itupon ada dua tiga minit.
lepas tu aku p makan and enjoy the food. lepas tu, ramai nak tayang diri. and dok amek gambar ngan boypren.

bayangkanlah. i ada boypren. i buat realionship status marr
ied ngan dia. tak main la 'in realationship' weh!!. and kita p la mana2 amek gambar. and uploud kat fesbuk and tulis 'ana sayang anta!' *aku tabek pompuan nih!!* lepas tu. bila aku kawen ngan bukak boy pren aku and ada anak sepuluh xD
anak aku tgk la fesbuk mama dia. and tgk gambar mama dia waktu muda-muda. sambil tu puji-puji. and nmpak satu gmbar mama dia ngan bukan papa dia. tak malu ke weh! laki hg pon mesti malu. sebab kat kawan-kawan dia pon mesti la tgk kawan bini dia nih. erghh!! tolong lah!!

lepasw tuw tulisw camw nih. kawan aku tulis cam nih. aku tak layang terus. sorry la weh!

aku bukak pon. sebab husna, and kawan- kawan aku. kawan kat sekolah tak sembang sangat
sebab kat sekolah dah bnyak gosip. xD


umi, i want this on the meja like right now.

Wednesday, February 2

tegoshi lagi comey dari mak unxxx!


woi massu, tukaq tempat ngan aku!


'Tasneem, give me reasons. why why?'
'my mom is pretty angry right now!!'

okey2, woww! relax relax. by the way, kenapa bagi mak you baca blog i. lagi femes i. hmphh.
i'm not gonna give you reasons i think sbb terlalu banyak xD.

i wanna say a REALLY BIG thank you to Deka Wanko's producer sebab p tukaq rambut dia. seriously, waktu rambut dia cam sarang. aku brapa kali dok komplain p tukaq rambut!!
THANK YOU :) *bagi i blakon skali ngan diaaaaaaaa, jadi pompuan yg bagi donut kat actor pon dah ok.*

kena crita ke cam ne i jumpa dia? it's supposes to be our little secret. tak pa crita gak.

Expectation: i kat library baca buku rujukan SUCCESS xD. he smiled and sat next to me. and we started to talk.

Reality: i tgk drama dia D:


ingat tak waktu kita baru jumpa and i thought you were a pretty plus cute girl. remember? then you got mad and and making this really cute face. GOSHHHH!!


waktu rambut dia cam sarang, i tak minat sepasepa dah. itupon gedik ngan korea tapi bukan tautau sangat pon pasai depa. lepas tu, you buat pv baru. Aoi Bench. i jerit jerit jerit. because i really really really like you, pfhhh DUHH! and a guy that holding a camera, what can be worst than that.


his new hair, his new hair, his new hair!!!! <3

dulu i penah minat KimBum tapi you memang irreplaceable! sangat sangat. KimBum i minat sbb muka dia, bukan sebb sikap dia. you gelak mulut ternganga and you're HOT and you're HOT. *can i say that again xD*

waktu rambut dia cam sarang.. plus blonde. iewww



skull (his dog) i wish i was you. but i'm cuter than you, nevermind :)


his 24 this year. bila nak kawinnnnnn??!!!
p/s: dengan I lah >,<

Tuesday, February 1

kalau you.



i want my former class back. bayangkan, every free time, EVERY. waktu rehat, waktu cikgu p tandas, waktu cikgu tak mai, waktu cikgu tiduq xD, waktu balik. setiap hari i wajib, mesti akan p kelas sebelah and kuat gelak-gelak ngan depa and their classmates will make angry a.k.a unhappy faces looking at me. weh, bitch! p kelas aku la weh. tukaq tempat! GOSHH! kelas aku hanya ada nabila. well, she is my best friend but i nak kawan i yang lain-lain tu. Fatin Izyan, Syafiqah,Farzana,Sakinah and others. ATIEN <3

bila waktu rehat, kami akan duduk bawah pokok yg ada meja untuk makan, and semuanya my ex-classmates dulu. we have only 20 minutes to laugh, talk and gosip. only 20 minutes. can you guys imagine? erghh!

waktu math best la masuk kelas sebelah bcoz my last grade was *. and waktu math pindah sat. itupun grade kami lainlain. so yang lain kena p kelas lain, kelas i, kelas lain. then, i am the only girl that is really bored. guess what? i always bored masa math!!

kelas i yang baru semua ada. habaq ja weh. a bitch, a person-that-is-really-good-in-buat-bagus, a girl-that-always-talk-about-her-hideous-boyfriend, a girl-that-thought-that-only-she-is-the-one-that-fucking-genius-in-her-class, a girl-that-REALLY REALLY PERASAN.
nasib baik ada sekoq joker in our class. with that girl in my class, i think i can still survive in that that class.

mimie, i really miss you.





Thursday, January 27

tak online sebab terlalu famous ;)


tiga hari tak online. because balik sekolah tidur sampai pukul 6. lepas tu malam buat homework. bila nak online. sabtu ahad tuition. kawan dok tulis 'awt x online lama?'

sorry una. kawan you ni busy sangat.

seriously, penat. sangat penat. kepala selalu pening. masuk bas tidur terus. penat. form two mmg best but sometime sucks.

minggu ni aku.
1) banyak sangat nota mcm nak bagi buku rujukan SUCCESS kat ckgu.
2) homework mmg teman i minggu ni.
3) i ada jadual sendiri. and alhamdulilah still ikut jadual itu.
4) ada latihan sukan, cam nak buat pengsan tgh2 padang. and pengawas angkat aku. sah sah depa tak buat latihan suka sampai aku keluaq skolah
5)saw a cinese that is really really cute plus HOT :)
6) first time orang panggil aku 'kak tasneem' memang terasa agak tua but serious seronok! *adik aku panggil aku tasneem. erghh*

dapat majalah sekolah. bila dapat jerit and yeah! aku memang nmpak HOT. and majalah itu sunggu CUN i mean BAPAK CUN, no MORE THAN BAPAK CUN XD!!




Thursday, January 20

weh aku form two awat dapat cucuk HPV whatever?


semalam waktu pakai baju pink and dok gelak2 cam badak kat perhimpunan. tiba-tiba ckgu suh form 2 ni stay. pahtu selamba jela dok kat situ. tiba-tiba p pulak dewan. and perjalanan ke dewan. kawan i kata 'hg tau dak st.george kena HPV semalam, bengkak bla bla bla' dengan tangan aku yang sebesar mak aku, aku pukul belakang dia, and dia terus diam. i know she's gonna hate me. lepas tu, masuk dewan, nmpak nurse-nurse ni. tapi laki dia tak hot. so, depa kata kena isi ni la tu la.
ikut kelas. aku kelas third so, dok diam ja. semua kata aku menangis. dok diam lepas tu nyanyi sorang-sorang and berdoa gak. nmpak mangsa pertama p. depa kata tak sakit. kita cool lagi. lepas tu nmpak yg kata sakit-sakit. then, i started to cry. tak kena lagi. lepas tu aku p kat nurse tu. kena cucuk. aku tak rasa apa. tgk2 dah habis. and lepas tu aku still rasa jarum tu kat dalam tapi aku relax ja. lepas tu aku dok lompat2 lari2 kat kelas. kawan aku semua dok sakit tgn. and waktu geografi. aku baben mengantuk, i think it's becoz of that suntikan. ada gak alasan!! pahtu waktu balik tu. hazira telah pukul aku banyak kali weh! and balas balik. mula2 kitaorang x sakit. lepas tu sakit weh! dalam bas dok diam.



bitch, shut up! give me ur iPhone!


i supposed to go to KFC with nabila. ada study group. tapi tangan dua2 ekoq sakit so tak p. thanks a lot HPV what ever!!
bukan cucuk ni untuk form one ka? tak paham i!
deyy! i'm form two lawxxxx!


Saturday, January 1

it's new year, people


2011. 2011. 2011. please be nice. please be really really nice. please kill bitches. please kill people dat wr0t3 like thi$. please make me nicer than last year. please just be very nice. by the way nice to meet you, I'm Tasneem. Tasneem Sofri. *shakes hand*

i tak heran new year new year ni. tapi lusa sekolah punya gate akan bukak dan bas i akan mai dan amek i untuk pergi ke sekolah. i kena bangun pukul 5.30 pagi. repeat :five thirty!! and iron baju mata tertutup tunggu masa ja iron nak kena tangan. pergi sekolah. tak nak cerita dah.

you guys bayangkan empat puluh sembilan hari i cuti. bngun suka hati. pakai baju suka hati. buat benda-benda pelik sesuka hati. gosh. lepas tu kena p sekolah. but i tak benci lagi sekolah. maybe.

2010. first time masuk sekolah menengah. first time pakai kain berwarna biru muda. first time pakai tudung tutup perut. first time ada orang panggi aku 'kak' (i'm gonna hate that bitch like forever. suka hati panggi i 'kak'. erghh) first time, pergi tuisyen yang puas hati. first time menangis selama satu jam.

2011. aku nak angkat jari i yg nombor tiga ke bitches kat sekolah i. goshh. harap tahun ni berjaya lah -,-'

p.s-hope you're my favourite year in my life.